{"id":22,"date":"2014-12-15T20:32:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-15T20:32:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/?p=22"},"modified":"2014-12-15T20:32:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-15T20:32:22","slug":"wanted-worlds-worst-pilot-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/2014\/12\/15\/wanted-worlds-worst-pilot-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Wanted worlds worst pilot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Worlds greatest pilot wanted. \u00a0Must have a bazillion hours. \u00a0Work for peanuts (not low pay, actual Peanuts). \u00a0They should provide all you need. \u00a0They are a great source of nutrition, and make great building material. \u00a0Also can be used to make fiber based clothing. \u00a0For all the higher levels of need, flying our aircraft should more than suffice.<\/p>\n<p>Send resumes to me@me.com. \u00a0Please include 42 references. \u00a0Your past \u00a0history from birth through Tuesday next week on the skin of a tibetan monk. \u00a0Faxes and calls not accepted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worlds greatest pilot wanted. \u00a0Must have a bazillion hours. \u00a0Work for peanuts (not low pay, actual Peanuts). \u00a0They should provide all you need. \u00a0They are a great source of nutrition, and make great building material. \u00a0Also can be used to make fiber based clothing. \u00a0For all the higher levels of need, flying our aircraft should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cfiforums.com\/jobs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}